Steve Irwin Tribute Video

[BigG]

Re: Steve Irwin Tribute Video

*Flopsy ;-)* used the keyboard to write :
> Ok....I'll stop. If you get me a couple of tickets to Sardine-ia! :oÞ

Are you looking forward to spending salmon-chanted evenings there?

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Re: Steve Irwin Tribute Video

BigG used his keyboard to write :
> *Flopsy ;-)* used the keyboard to write :
>> Ok....I'll stop. If you get me a couple of tickets to Sardine-ia! :oÞ
>
> Are you looking forward to spending salmon-chanted evenings there?

eel be up for it but no doubt it'll be a red herring. ;-)

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Re: Steve Irwin Tribute Video

It happens that Popsy formulated :
> Flopsy ;-) brought next idea :
>> Popsy formulated on Friday :
>>> Woollyzone presented the following explanation :
>>>> <Flopsy>; "-)" <vacant@vacant.karoo.co.uk> wrote in message
>>>> news:mn.44bb7d69cb9e4e2f.60606@vacant.karoo.co.uk. ..
>>>>> Woollyzone wrote on 08/09/2006 :
>>>>>> <Flopsy>; "-)" <vacant@vacant.karoo.co.uk> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:mn.44a27d6962ac13a7.60606@vacant.karoo.co.uk. ..
>>>>>>> JohnM wrote :
>>>>>>>> She's note the sole one to have complained.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Don't be such a pollock. Your fate is seal..ed. :oÞ
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You're floundering, I can tell.
>>>>>
>>>>> You sound a bit tench-y. You want a smack in the Gurnard! ;-)
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Whelk-ome over here and have a go if you think you've got the mussel!
>>>
>>> I'll just perch myself over here in the back roe
>>
>> Shut it Chub! Ya overgrown guppy you!! lol
>
> Shut it or i'll slap yer wrasse ;-)

Promises, promises! Bring it on my little ray of sunshine! B-)

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[Victoria =^,,^=]

Re: Steve Irwin Tribute Video


"Tids" <no_spam@forme.com> wrote in message
news:edshj0$cui$1@news.datemas.de...
> -) wrote:
>> Popsy formulated on Friday :
>>> Woollyzone presented the following explanation :
>>>> <Flopsy>; "-)" <vacant@vacant.karoo.co.uk> wrote in message
>>>> news:mn.44bb7d69cb9e4e2f.60606@vacant.karoo.co.uk. ..
>>>>> Woollyzone wrote on 08/09/2006 :
>>>>>> <Flopsy>; "-)" <vacant@vacant.karoo.co.uk> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:mn.44a27d6962ac13a7.60606@vacant.karoo.co.uk. ..
>>>>>>> JohnM wrote :
>>>>>>>> She's note the sole one to have complained.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Don't be such a pollock. Your fate is seal..ed. :oÞ
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You're floundering, I can tell.
>>>>>
>>>>> You sound a bit tench-y. You want a smack in the Gurnard! ;-)
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Whelk-ome over here and have a go if you think you've got the
>>>> mussel!
>>>
>>> I'll just perch myself over here in the back roe
>>
>> Shut it Chub! Ya overgrown guppy you!! lol
>
> Argh !!!!!! No more.......please !!!!!!!!!!
>
I'm with you. I hate fish puns. They give me a right Haddock.

Vic ;-)

[Pluck]

Re: Steve Irwin Tribute Video

Victoria =^,,^= wrote

>
> "Tids" <no_spam@forme.com> wrote in message
> news:edshj0$cui$1@news.datemas.de...
> > -) wrote:
> >> Popsy formulated on Friday :
> >>> Woollyzone presented the following explanation :
> >>>> <Flopsy>; "-)" <vacant@vacant.karoo.co.uk> wrote in message
> >>>> news:mn.44bb7d69cb9e4e2f.60606@vacant.karoo.co.uk. ..
> >>>>> Woollyzone wrote on 08/09/2006 :
> >>>>>> <Flopsy>; "-)" <vacant@vacant.karoo.co.uk> wrote in message
> >>>>>> news:mn.44a27d6962ac13a7.60606@vacant.karoo.co.uk. ..
> >>>>>>> JohnM wrote :
> >>>>>>>> She's note the sole one to have complained.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Don't be such a pollock. Your fate is seal..ed. :oÞ
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> You're floundering, I can tell.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> You sound a bit tench-y. You want a smack in the Gurnard! ;-)
> >>>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> Whelk-ome over here and have a go if you think you've got the
> >>>> mussel!
> >>>
> >>> I'll just perch myself over here in the back roe
> >>
> >> Shut it Chub! Ya overgrown guppy you!! lol
> >
> > Argh !!!!!! No more.......please !!!!!!!!!!
> >
> I'm with you. I hate fish puns. They give me a right Haddock.
>

I'm hooked on 'em

[Flopsy ;-)]

Re: Steve Irwin Tribute Video

After serious thinking Victoria =^,,^= wrote :
> "Tids" <no_spam@forme.com> wrote in message
> news:edshj0$cui$1@news.datemas.de...
>> -) wrote:
>>> Popsy formulated on Friday :
>>>> Woollyzone presented the following explanation :
>>>>> <Flopsy>; "-)" <vacant@vacant.karoo.co.uk> wrote in message
>>>>> news:mn.44bb7d69cb9e4e2f.60606@vacant.karoo.co.uk. ..
>>>>>> Woollyzone wrote on 08/09/2006 :
>>>>>>> <Flopsy>; "-)" <vacant@vacant.karoo.co.uk> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:mn.44a27d6962ac13a7.60606@vacant.karoo.co.uk. ..
>>>>>>>> JohnM wrote :
>>>>>>>>> She's note the sole one to have complained.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Don't be such a pollock. Your fate is seal..ed. :oÞ
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You're floundering, I can tell.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You sound a bit tench-y. You want a smack in the Gurnard! ;-)
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Whelk-ome over here and have a go if you think you've got the
>>>>> mussel!
>>>>
>>>> I'll just perch myself over here in the back roe
>>>
>>> Shut it Chub! Ya overgrown guppy you!! lol
>>
>> Argh !!!!!! No more.......please !!!!!!!!!!
>>
> I'm with you. I hate fish puns. They give me a right Haddock.
>
> Vic ;-)

I smell summit fishy here. You two having a 'rudd'y

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Re: Steve Irwin Tribute Video

Pluck used his keyboard to write :
> Victoria =^,,^= wrote
>
>>
>> "Tids" <no_spam@forme.com> wrote in message
>> news:edshj0$cui$1@news.datemas.de...
>>> -) wrote:
>>>> Popsy formulated on Friday :
>>>>> Woollyzone presented the following explanation :
>>>>>> <Flopsy>; "-)" <vacant@vacant.karoo.co.uk> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:mn.44bb7d69cb9e4e2f.60606@vacant.karoo.co.uk. ..
>>>>>>> Woollyzone wrote on 08/09/2006 :
>>>>>>>> <Flopsy>; "-)" <vacant@vacant.karoo.co.uk> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:mn.44a27d6962ac13a7.60606@vacant.karoo.co.uk. ..
>>>>>>>>> JohnM wrote :
>>>>>>>>>> She's note the sole one to have complained.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Don't be such a pollock. Your fate is seal..ed. :oÞ
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You're floundering, I can tell.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You sound a bit tench-y. You want a smack in the Gurnard! ;-)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Whelk-ome over here and have a go if you think you've got the
>>>>>> mussel!
>>>>>
>>>>> I'll just perch myself over here in the back roe
>>>>
>>>> Shut it Chub! Ya overgrown guppy you!! lol
>>>
>>> Argh !!!!!! No more.......please !!!!!!!!!!
>>>
>> I'm with you. I hate fish puns. They give me a right Haddock.
>>
>
> I'm hooked on 'em

So's Paul Young.....so I've heard. ;o)

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[Flopsy ;-)]

Re: Steve Irwin Tribute Video

on 08/09/2006, Flopsy ;-) supposed :
> After serious thinking Victoria =^,,^= wrote :
>> "Tids" <no_spam@forme.com> wrote in message
>> news:edshj0$cui$1@news.datemas.de...
>>> -) wrote:
>>>> Popsy formulated on Friday :
>>>>> Woollyzone presented the following explanation :
>>>>>> <Flopsy>; "-)" <vacant@vacant.karoo.co.uk> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:mn.44bb7d69cb9e4e2f.60606@vacant.karoo.co.uk. ..
>>>>>>> Woollyzone wrote on 08/09/2006 :
>>>>>>>> <Flopsy>; "-)" <vacant@vacant.karoo.co.uk> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:mn.44a27d6962ac13a7.60606@vacant.karoo.co.uk. ..
>>>>>>>>> JohnM wrote :
>>>>>>>>>> She's note the sole one to have complained.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Don't be such a pollock. Your fate is seal..ed. :oÞ
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You're floundering, I can tell.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You sound a bit tench-y. You want a smack in the Gurnard! ;-)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Whelk-ome over here and have a go if you think you've got the
>>>>>> mussel!
>>>>>
>>>>> I'll just perch myself over here in the back roe
>>>>
>>>> Shut it Chub! Ya overgrown guppy you!! lol
>>>
>>> Argh !!!!!! No more.......please !!!!!!!!!!
>>>
>> I'm with you. I hate fish puns. They give me a right Haddock.
>>
>> Vic ;-)
>
> I smell summit fishy here. You two having a 'rudd'y

I meant to say 'You two having a rudd-y kipper!? lol

oooooops sent before I'd finished typing!

--
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[Pluck]

Re: Steve Irwin Tribute Video

wrote

> on 08/09/2006, Flopsy ;-) supposed :
> > After serious thinking Victoria =^,,^= wrote :
> >> "Tids" <no_spam@forme.com> wrote in message
> >> news:edshj0$cui$1@news.datemas.de...
> >>> -) wrote:
> >>>> Popsy formulated on Friday :
> >>>>> Woollyzone presented the following explanation :
> >>>>>> <Flopsy>; "-)" <vacant@vacant.karoo.co.uk> wrote in message
> >>>>>> news:mn.44bb7d69cb9e4e2f.60606@vacant.karoo.co.uk. ..
> >>>>>>> Woollyzone wrote on 08/09/2006 :
> >>>>>>>> <Flopsy>; "-)" <vacant@vacant.karoo.co.uk> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>> news:mn.44a27d6962ac13a7.60606@vacant.karoo.co.uk. ..
> >>>>>>>>> JohnM wrote :
> >>>>>>>>>> She's note the sole one to have complained.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Don't be such a pollock. Your fate is seal..ed. :oÞ
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> You're floundering, I can tell.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> You sound a bit tench-y. You want a smack in the Gurnard! ;-)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Whelk-ome over here and have a go if you think you've got the
> >>>>>> mussel!
> >>>>>
> >>>>> I'll just perch myself over here in the back roe
> >>>>
> >>>> Shut it Chub! Ya overgrown guppy you!! lol
> >>>
> >>> Argh !!!!!! No more.......please !!!!!!!!!!
> >>>
> >> I'm with you. I hate fish puns. They give me a right Haddock.
> >>
> >> Vic ;-)
> >
> > I smell summit fishy here. You two having a 'rudd'y
>
> I meant to say 'You two having a rudd-y kipper!? lol
>
> oooooops sent before I'd finished typing!
>
>

Brains of a goldfish

[Flopsy ;-)]

Re: Steve Irwin Tribute Video

on 08/09/2006, Pluck supposed :
> wrote
>
>> on 08/09/2006, Flopsy ;-) supposed :
>>> After serious thinking Victoria =^,,^= wrote :
>>>> "Tids" <no_spam@forme.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:edshj0$cui$1@news.datemas.de...
>>>>> -) wrote:
>>>>>> Popsy formulated on Friday :
>>>>>>> Woollyzone presented the following explanation :
>>>>>>>> <Flopsy>; "-)" <vacant@vacant.karoo.co.uk> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:mn.44bb7d69cb9e4e2f.60606@vacant.karoo.co.uk. ..
>>>>>>>>> Woollyzone wrote on 08/09/2006 :
>>>>>>>>>> <Flopsy>; "-)" <vacant@vacant.karoo.co.uk> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>> news:mn.44a27d6962ac13a7.60606@vacant.karoo.co.uk. ..
>>>>>>>>>>> JohnM wrote :
>>>>>>>>>>>> She's note the sole one to have complained.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Don't be such a pollock. Your fate is seal..ed. :oÞ
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You're floundering, I can tell.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You sound a bit tench-y. You want a smack in the Gurnard! ;-)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Whelk-ome over here and have a go if you think you've got the
>>>>>>>> mussel!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'll just perch myself over here in the back roe
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Shut it Chub! Ya overgrown guppy you!! lol
>>>>>
>>>>> Argh !!!!!! No more.......please !!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>
>>>> I'm with you. I hate fish puns. They give me a right Haddock.
>>>>
>>>> Vic ;-)
>>>
>>> I smell summit fishy here. You two having a 'rudd'y
>>
>> I meant to say 'You two having a rudd-y kipper!? lol
>>
>> oooooops sent before I'd finished typing!
>>
>>
>
> Brains of a goldfish

Who said that again?

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[JohnM]

Re: Steve Irwin Tribute Video

In article <4me9gdF5mulkU1@individual.net>, Victoria =^,,^=
<nospam@goaway.com> writes
>
>"Tids" <no_spam@forme.com> wrote in message
>news:edshj0$cui$1@news.datemas.de...
>> -) wrote:
>>> Popsy formulated on Friday :
>>>> Woollyzone presented the following explanation :
>>>>> <Flopsy>; "-)" <vacant@vacant.karoo.co.uk> wrote in message
>>>>> news:mn.44bb7d69cb9e4e2f.60606@vacant.karoo.co.uk. ..
>>>>>> Woollyzone wrote on 08/09/2006 :
>>>>>>> <Flopsy>; "-)" <vacant@vacant.karoo.co.uk> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:mn.44a27d6962ac13a7.60606@vacant.karoo.co.uk. ..
>>>>>>>> JohnM wrote :
>>>>>>>>> She's note the sole one to have complained.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Don't be such a pollock. Your fate is seal..ed. :oÞ
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You're floundering, I can tell.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You sound a bit tench-y. You want a smack in the Gurnard! ;-)
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Whelk-ome over here and have a go if you think you've got the
>>>>> mussel!
>>>>
>>>> I'll just perch myself over here in the back roe
>>>
>>> Shut it Chub! Ya overgrown guppy you!! lol
>>
>> Argh !!!!!! No more.......please !!!!!!!!!!
>>
>I'm with you. I hate fish puns. They give me a right Haddock.
>

Have you tried seeking professional kelp?

--
JohnM

[\\¯`·.?biz?.·?¯/]

Re: Steve Irwin Tribute Video

*-)* Flopsy enlightened us with:

> on 08/09/2006, Flopsy ;-) supposed :
>> After serious thinking Victoria =^,,^= wrote :
>>> "Tids" <no_spam@forme.com> wrote in message
>>> news:edshj0$cui$1@news.datemas.de...
>>>> -) wrote:
>>>>> Popsy formulated on Friday :
>>>>>> Woollyzone presented the following explanation :
>>>>>>> <Flopsy>; "-)" <vacant@vacant.karoo.co.uk> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:mn.44bb7d69cb9e4e2f.60606@vacant.karoo.co.uk. ..
>>>>>>>> Woollyzone wrote on 08/09/2006 :
>>>>>>>>> <Flopsy>; "-)" <vacant@vacant.karoo.co.uk> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>> news:mn.44a27d6962ac13a7.60606@vacant.karoo.co.uk. ..
>>>>>>>>>> JohnM wrote :
>>>>>>>>>>> She's note the sole one to have complained.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Don't be such a pollock. Your fate is seal..ed. :oÞ
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You're floundering, I can tell.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You sound a bit tench-y. You want a smack in the Gurnard! ;-)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Whelk-ome over here and have a go if you think you've got the
>>>>>>> mussel!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'll just perch myself over here in the back roe
>>>>>
>>>>> Shut it Chub! Ya overgrown guppy you!! lol
>>>>
>>>> Argh !!!!!! No more.......please !!!!!!!!!!
>>>>
>>> I'm with you. I hate fish puns. They give me a right Haddock.
>>>
>>> Vic ;-)
>>
>> I smell summit fishy here. You two having a 'rudd'y
>
> I meant to say 'You two having a rudd-y kipper!? lol
>
> oooooops sent before I'd finished typing!

Was that a Breem-ature post?
Dont accuse her of being up to no good - I hear she's likely to Snapper Anenomes
in half! :-P

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Re: Steve Irwin Tribute Video

\¯`·.?biz?.·?¯/ submitted this idea :
> *-)* Flopsy enlightened us with:
>
>> on 08/09/2006, Flopsy ;-) supposed :
>>> After serious thinking Victoria =^,,^= wrote :
>>>> "Tids" <no_spam@forme.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:edshj0$cui$1@news.datemas.de...
>>>>> -) wrote:
>>>>>> Popsy formulated on Friday :
>>>>>>> Woollyzone presented the following explanation :
>>>>>>>> <Flopsy>; "-)" <vacant@vacant.karoo.co.uk> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:mn.44bb7d69cb9e4e2f.60606@vacant.karoo.co.uk. ..
>>>>>>>>> Woollyzone wrote on 08/09/2006 :
>>>>>>>>>> <Flopsy>; "-)" <vacant@vacant.karoo.co.uk> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>> news:mn.44a27d6962ac13a7.60606@vacant.karoo.co.uk. ..
>>>>>>>>>>> JohnM wrote :
>>>>>>>>>>>> She's note the sole one to have complained.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Don't be such a pollock. Your fate is seal..ed. :oÞ
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You're floundering, I can tell.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You sound a bit tench-y. You want a smack in the Gurnard! ;-)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Whelk-ome over here and have a go if you think you've got the
>>>>>>>> mussel!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'll just perch myself over here in the back roe
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Shut it Chub! Ya overgrown guppy you!! lol
>>>>>
>>>>> Argh !!!!!! No more.......please !!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>
>>>> I'm with you. I hate fish puns. They give me a right Haddock.
>>>>
>>>> Vic ;-)
>>>
>>> I smell summit fishy here. You two having a 'rudd'y
>>
>> I meant to say 'You two having a rudd-y kipper!? lol
>>
>> oooooops sent before I'd finished typing!
>
> Was that a Breem-ature post?
> Dont accuse her of being up to no good - I hear she's likely to Snapper
> Anenomes in half! :-P

You would be talking about a breAm of course.....wouldn't you? ;-)

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[Flopsy ;-)]

Re: Steve Irwin Tribute Video

Flopsy ;-) explained on 08/09/2006 :
> You would be talking about a breAm of course.....wouldn't you? ;-)

Or is this another red herring?

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Re: Steve Irwin Tribute Video

*-)* Flopsy enlightened us with:

> \¯`·.?biz?.·?¯/ submitted this idea :
>> *-)* Flopsy enlightened us with:
>>
>>> on 08/09/2006, Flopsy ;-) supposed :
>>>> After serious thinking Victoria =^,,^= wrote :
>>>>> "Tids" <no_spam@forme.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:edshj0$cui$1@news.datemas.de...
>>>>>> -) wrote:
>>>>>>> Popsy formulated on Friday :
>>>>>>>> Woollyzone presented the following explanation :
>>>>>>>>> <Flopsy>; "-)" <vacant@vacant.karoo.co.uk> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>> news:mn.44bb7d69cb9e4e2f.60606@vacant.karoo.co.uk. ..
>>>>>>>>>> Woollyzone wrote on 08/09/2006 :
>>>>>>>>>>> <Flopsy>; "-)" <vacant@vacant.karoo.co.uk> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>> news:mn.44a27d6962ac13a7.60606@vacant.karoo.co.uk. ..
>>>>>>>>>>>> JohnM wrote :
>>>>>>>>>>>>> She's note the sole one to have complained.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't be such a pollock. Your fate is seal..ed. :oÞ
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You're floundering, I can tell.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You sound a bit tench-y. You want a smack in the Gurnard! ;-)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Whelk-ome over here and have a go if you think you've got the
>>>>>>>>> mussel!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I'll just perch myself over here in the back roe
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Shut it Chub! Ya overgrown guppy you!! lol
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Argh !!!!!! No more.......please !!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>
>>>>> I'm with you. I hate fish puns. They give me a right Haddock.
>>>>>
>>>>> Vic ;-)
>>>>
>>>> I smell summit fishy here. You two having a 'rudd'y
>>>
>>> I meant to say 'You two having a rudd-y kipper!? lol
>>>
>>> oooooops sent before I'd finished typing!
>>
>> Was that a Breem-ature post?
>> Dont accuse her of being up to no good - I hear she's likely to Snapper
>> Anenomes in half! :-P
>
> You would be talking about a breAm of course.....wouldn't you? ;-)

Umm.. emmm... no.. Mandy Breem from that film Fantasy Island <floundering>
(my other two made up for my whoopsie! lol)

Besides, my spEELling isnt up to PARR when I'm having a wee drinky :-P

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